A Tumblr thread about vampires in high school vs college and hellenhighwater nails it.

this is just a liberal arts major with a garlic allergy and social anxiety.

I actually would watch this. A semi comedic drama about a new student who captivates a thousands year old vampire who has been hiding at Berkley for 50 years. The comedic stuff is how excentric the vampire is while trying to hide that he has been “in school” since the 1950’s. The drama is how the student finds out about the vampire and gets lured into the cryptic world of the vampire family (a la a good A Queen of the Damned) movie.